Vampire and a Zombe Warewolf crossing the street in South Florida

I was pulling out of Walmart, and almost hit five cars when I saw this Vampire. Behind him I can only surmise is who he hit while out, with Zombie Dust. 

Please help me, what you think, is this actually someone from the undead? Who wears a black trench coat in 90 degree heat and doesn't break a sweat. Who has a tone deaf walker obediently follow him as if in a daze, but a newly captured human under the influence of Zombie powder? 

"I saw a werewolf with a chineese menu in his hand, his hair was perfect." - Warren Zevon ~ Werewolves of London